Different types of Marketting


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising..."



3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."



4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."



5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."



6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."



7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."



8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."



9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

Comments

Anonymous said…
The new Replica Tag Heuer Watches pays tribute to the club’s historically important and remarkable season of last year. The FC Barcelona was destined to become the first ever football club in history to win every major tournament it joined, with the UEFA Champions league, the Spanish league and the Spanish Cup on the list.
December 15, 2010 at 9:57 PM
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

The Affiliate Code - Review

There are lot of opportunities available to work and earn money using the internet with no startup investment. You can monetize your time at home without investing any money. The means to make money online that I mention in this website have been used by a lot of people to earn a reasonable income. There is no scam involved. These are legitimate ways of earning money online. When I first started the search for online Business opportunities, I ended up signing up to many scam websites. But luckily, since I did not have enough money to invest, I was not cheated by any of those scam sites. Later on, I started Blogging and this is my first blog that I started in year 2008. Now I have learnt a lot from blogging.To earn some cash I joined google adsense, its an advertising company by google. But it was of no use, cause I did'nt get enough clicks. Now after a hell lot of research, I found that Affiliate Marketing is one way to achieve huge success through internet. Affiliate Marketing :- ...
Read more

Tupac Shakur

Image
Tupac Amaru Shakur (June 16, 1971 – September 13, 1996), also known by his stage names 2Pac, Makaveli, or simply Pac, was an American rapper. In addition to his status as a top-selling recording artist, Shakur was a successful film actor and a prominent social activist. He is recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as the highest-selling rap artist, with over 75,000,000 albums sold worldwide, including over 50,000,000 in the United States alone. Shakur's professional entertainment career began in the early 1990s, when he debuted his rapping skills on "Same Song" from the Digital Underground album This is an EP Release. He first appeared in the music video for "Same Song". After his rap debut, Shakur performed with Digital Underground again on the album Sons Of The P. Later, he released his first solo album, 2Pacalypse Now. Initially he had trouble marketing his solo debut, but Interscope Records' executives Ted Field and Tom Whalley eventually agree...
Read more